MY INCREDIBLE BURGER REVIEWS

I record all things burger here. Burgers are probably a ... top 3 food? Maybe? It's hard to measure my enjoyment for burgers.

A&W  //  TEEN BURGER  ---  RATING:

Solid. A capable burger. I've tried it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It's compatible around the clock. My only gripe would be how drippy the lettuce gets for some reason. It's only the lettuce. Why only the lettuce?

A&W  //  MAMA BURGER  ---  RATING:

It's OK. A neutral ground burger. Nothing special, but nothing overtly underwhelming. Not passable as a breakfast unless accompanied by a side. Feels like typical mall food, which explains why I almost always get it at a dying mall's food court.

MCDONALDS  //  QUATER POUNDER  ---  RATING:

Don't get me wrong, it's a decent burger. But very circumstantial. When you're craving a burger does your mind jump to McDonalds? Then you're just craving McDonalds. When I want McDonalds, it's at least a 3. When I'm not, it's a 1. And we all know the routine drawback of one McDonalds meal.

BURGER KING  //  ANY BURGER THEY SELL  ---  RATING: NEGATIVE STATUES.

A horrid burger joint. I can't believe this place declares itself the King of Burgers. I ate here once and I will never go back. It was so bad that I 1. Didn't finish the burger and 2. Threw out a personal belonging on the tray when throwing everything away. I did not notice until the bus ride home that my item had been thrown out in my fit of burger injustice.

WENDY'S  //  BACONATOR  ---  RATING:

UPDATED: I've finally ordered from Wendy's again to contribute an actual rating. It was pretty alright, if not a bit much. Not a suitable breakfast by my standards, I don't think this needs a side unless it's been ordered for dinner. Criticisms aside, I couldn't find flaws outside of what was listed. Bacon can be difficult to integrate onto burgers properly, I think Wendy's did fine. Strangely, Wendy's in general seems to be very ... mediocre for me. Hard to recall a lot, haha.

LOCAL JOINT #1  //  BURGER PLATTER  ---  RATING:

A local classic. I've ordered this thing for breakfast with an equal amount of success. It would be a five statue rating, though recently this local joint has gotten a new owner who changed the Burger Platter's format. Unfortunately, I have to dock one statue for this reason. I'm still in occasional contact with the original owner, who was also disappointed with the changes; therefore, this choice stays at a 4 statue rating.

DAIRY QUEEN  //  BACON TWO CHEESE DELUXE  ---  RATING:

Oh yeah. This one was good. Not as overwhelming as Wendy's, didn't have the soggy problem that A&W has for some reason. Almost perfect. It's missing a signature something; which is most often toted by local joints rather than chain places. Which is why I won't dock a star for this; I've ordered it for all meal times, it can work with a side, it won't start falling apart if left to it's own devices. Overall: pretty good.

KFC  //  CHICKEN BOX MEAL CHICKEN SANDWICH  ---  RATING:

It's not technically a burger. It also wasn't very good. It was probably just me but for some reason this thing was coated in mayo. I'm talking an unacceptable level of mayo coating that slopped out of it after one bite. I could not taste chicken, but I could definitely taste mayo. It sits at a one statue rating until I forget I've tried it and decide to order it again. Maybe then this will change.

MYSPACE BLOG QUIZ 001

Take this quiz?

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Maybe.

Where were you last night?
In the kitchen.

What is today's date?
April 4th, 2022.

Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
My boyfriend, Zo.

When you're at the grocery store do you use the self checkout?
Depends on how many items I have.

Anyone crushing on you?
Yes, my boyfriend. Haha.

What is your relationship status?
Taken.

Has anyone ever sang to you?
Yes.

Has anyone ever given you roses?
Roses specifically? No.

If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
Maybe for a little while.

Who do you text the most?
My pharmacy.

How do you make your money?
Part-time jobs.

First person to text today?
My mother.

What is your favorite color?
I don't think I have one.

What color are your eyes?
Brown.

What is a compliment you receive often?
I've been told I'm a "pretty boy" quite often.

How tall are you?
Tall.

Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
My boyfriend, today.

Do you like your parents?
Somewhat.

Do you secretly like someone?
I like my boyfriend.

Is there someone you would like to meet of the opp. sex?
Not that I can think of.

Where is the furthest place you've traveled?
Downtown.

Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep?
Both.

Do you look more like your mom or your dad?
Both.

How long does it take you to shower?
Depends on my routine.

Can you do splits?
Somewhat.

Are you flexible?
Not really.

What did you do on New Years Eve?
Smoked a joint and went to bed.

Was your mom there?
Yes.

Can you speak any other language than English?
Not really.

What is the last letter of your middle name?
L.

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
9 or 10, I think.

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yes.

Are you scared of flying?
I never have.

What do you sleep in?
Nothing.

Who was the last person you kissed?
My boyfriend.

Do you like funny people or serious people?
Inbetween.

What are you listening to?
Wrath of Jodi.

What jewelry do you wear all the time?
Three earrings and a bracelet.

What do you have planned for tonight?
Coding.

Is the last person you kissed older than you?
No. My boyfriend is 2 months younger than me, exactly. Haha.

Do you prefer myspace or socialsplash?
Never used either ...

Do you have a favorite item of clothing?
Yes.

Do you like messages or comments better?
No preference.

Last movie you saw in theaters?
Parasite, in 2019.

Last thing you ate?
Kraft dinner.

What was last thing you drank?
Iced tea.

Are you happy right now?
Yes.

If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
A billion dollars.

Who makes you happiest right now?
Everyone.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Coding.

Are you left handed?
No.

What was for dinner tonight?
Kraft dinner and meatballs.

What is the last thing you thought about?
This.

When is your birthday?
September.